I just discovered Thursday Thirteen, along with Wordless Wednesday and Blog 365 which is a fun and creative way to come up with blogging ideas specially if you are experiencing a “bloggers block”.
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| Thirteen Irreverent Quotes From George Carlin that Made Me Laugh 1. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.2. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.3. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.4. When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.
5. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
6. The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
7. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
8. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
9. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
12. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
13. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. |
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